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The larger the animal, the smaller the surface area to volume ratio. Hence elephants eat less than shrews.
Boat Elf blows this myth away by spending most of her time eating more than a shrew, but moving less than said tusker.
First in any food queue, her lithe fit body has bizarrely got bigger after the extended effort for procreation.
From an intensely intelligent family, she holds on to her Rutland roots with a steely grip and a shit set of wheels.
Elf is Janky's right-hand-ho except when smeared avariciously in the Devil's vegetable. Beetroot.
Man that shit sucks.
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